Friday, November 30, 2007

for sale in midtown east

the moral of this story, is at the end.....

Price $45,000,000

This dramatic duplex penthouse with panoramic views of the Manhattan skyline represents the finest in luxury residential living in New York. The apartment consists of three bedrooms, six and one-half baths, two enormous roof terraces with panoramic views of the City and Central Park, plus a third smaller terrace off of the top floor, a library, a den, top-of-the-line appliances and fixtures, and an abundance of rich architectural detail throughout with over 50 windows and four exposures.

Enclosed in windows, the majestic master bedroom suite has panoramic views of the City including Central Park and a powerful view of Park Avenue. It has two large separate dressing rooms and bathrooms including the finest fixtures available. The top floor of the duplex is approached from a grand staircase that rises into a magnificent living/dining room that measures 45 feet long. It has beautiful oak floors and three gorgeous crystal chandeliers; it's the perfect room for entertaining as you are on top of the world with Manhattan's skyline in the background.

This is simply the best prewar condominium penthouse ever offered in one of the best condominium buildings on Park Avenue. Residents are entitled to full-hotel services, valet parking, and health club. Nothing else can compare to this one-of-a-kind residence.

Available for lease as well, for $200,000 per month.

PICTURED: Donald Trump, Jr., Kathy Sloane, Ivanka Trump, and Eric Trump.

.....and the moral is,

you can be rich,
but you're still gonna look like a pinhead.